Turn body sac inside out
Into those who eat at the same Sbarro, different and different again pizzas flow: but they all suck.
The key to eating there is reminding yourself that the future need not be like the past.
Comments
on 2005-05-11 15:34:09.0, bitchphd commented:
SBARRO???
Ben, my respect for you is slipping.
and, further, on 2005-05-11 15:42:32.0, tammy commented:
Listen, Sbarro sucks, but it's strangely comforting in its suckitude. It's weird.
and, further, on 2005-05-11 16:12:08.0, ben wolfson commented:
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It's a wasteland when it comes to cheap food down there. I can't eat at Harold's Chicken Shack every day, much as I might like to.
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Tammy's right. Plus, you always think that this time it will be better, maybe by virtue of the absurd (who knows!), that you can change things.
and, further, on 2005-05-11 22:16:32.0, bitchphd commented:
Sbarro is like, seriously nauseating.
I used to have that problem--"it can't be as bad as I think I remember it being"--with Long John Silver's. And then I managed to get over it, I'm proud to say.
Ben, why not just eat ice cream for lunch? Or pack. And why not eat at Harold's Chicken Shack every day?
and, further, on 2005-05-11 23:00:34.0, Michael commented:
When I was 19, I visited Chicago for a few days, and I ate at a Sbarro's there. It was really the last time I enjoyed Sbarro's. It was extrodinarily greasy, at least by the standards of Sbarro's here in the South. Of course, at 19, I ate a lot of things I wouldn't touch now.
and, further, on 2005-05-12 1:33:04.0, dave zacuto commented:
Oh man. That sounds like some good chicken. Don't you ever wonder about the hypothetical Ben who would eat there every day, growing fatter and chicken-infused, who wonders also about the not-eating-there-everyday-Ben? The fat, happy, schmaltz-laden Ben is standing inside a chamber of bullet-proof glass, lowering fresh eggs into a tubb of burning oil and retrieving whole cooked chickens with his mitt-hands. The other Ben observes impassively. He is reading a book about Ben's Chicken Shack. The year is 2021.
and, further, on 2005-05-12 7:20:02.0, ben wolfson commented:
Ben, why not just eat ice cream for lunch? Or pack. And why not eat at Harold's Chicken Shack every day?
I have eaten ice cream for lunch! And today I have brought some healthy and nutritious pasta-based comestibles. As for why I don't eat Harold's every day, well, I've got to watch my figure, you know.
and, further, on 2005-05-12 9:23:56.0, bitchphd commented:
Eh, you walk, right?
Eat... the..... chicken.....
and, further, on 2005-05-12 23:04:58.0, washerdreyer commented:
Maybe this will help solve the problem: I have seen cockroaches in two different Sbarro's. This was during the early to mid 90's and in not in Chicago, but it should lead you to conclude that all Sbarro's have cockroaches. Except for the Sbarro's in Moscow, that one was fine.