Geisterfaust

Aug 10, 2005

I thought to myself that I would never tell anyone that I knew in person (the telling also being in person) that I had rubbed thyme on my balls, but actually I probably would.

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on 2005-08-10 23:36:08.0, Michael commented:

Were you hi?

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and, further, on 2005-08-11 5:35:47.0, annie commented:

And why did you do this?

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and, further, on 2005-08-11 6:23:28.0, Jacob Haller commented:

Good to know.

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and, further, on 2005-08-11 7:07:40.0, apostropher commented:

Next month: chili powder.

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and, further, on 2005-08-11 8:22:33.0, ben wolfson commented:

Were you hi?

Oh come on, Michael.

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and, further, on 2005-08-11 0:24:59.0, Adam Kotsko commented:

Garlic powder?

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and, further, on 2005-08-11 0:53:53.0, ben wolfson commented:

And why did you do this?

Because I told someone I have never met in real life that I had done so.

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and, further, on 2005-08-11 13:03:16.0, annie commented:

Oh, okay, that makes sense. I thought maybe you were one of these guys.

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and, further, on 2005-08-11 13:19:01.0, ben wolfson commented:

Lest it be unclear, I have never actually rubbed thyme on any part of my genitals.

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and, further, on 2005-08-11 13:26:48.0, joe o commented:

Yet.

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and, further, on 2005-08-11 13:31:04.0, ben wolfson commented:

Right. Who knows what the future holds?

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and, further, on 2005-08-11 13:46:37.0, ac commented:

Wouldn't mint be more tingly?

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and, further, on 2005-08-11 16:28:34.0, ogged commented:

At first I read ac's "mint" as "mine."

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and, further, on 2005-08-11 17:43:51.0, bitchphd commented:

Aha, I was going to say, "I notice that the entire post is written in subjunctive tense," but I see that I was right in suspecting it to be an untruth.

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and, further, on 2005-08-11 20:34:18.0, ben wolfson commented:

I'm willing to find out if ac's balls are more tingly than mine.

The above is probably the kind of comment that justifies Craig's claim that this blog will prevent me from ever having a political career.

Aha, I was going to say, "I notice that the entire post is written in subjunctive tense," but I see that I was right in suspecting it to be an untruth.

There's no untruth in the post! I did have that thought, and it's probably wrong. (Isn't subjunctive a mood?)

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and, further, on 2005-08-11 22:04:05.0, ac commented:

Mint. Mint with a T.

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and, further, on 2005-08-12 12:17:04.0, eb commented:

I wouldn't be so worried about that political career. As they say, thyme heals all wounds.

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and, further, on 2005-08-12 6:39:25.0, apostropher commented:

You'll come running back to me-e-e-e. Because thy-y-y-y-me is on my balls. Yes it is.

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and, further, on 2005-08-12 13:57:08.0, dave zacuto commented:

Ghost fist

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