bhop shift
About halfway through the conversation with my mother that ensued when I told her I had gone to a party in DC, she mentioned that if I had told my sister, I could then have told my sister's friend KR (I have no idea why everyone in my family calls her this, since it bears only a passing resemblance to her given name and are not her initials, but so it goes—at any rate it renders it unlikely that she or her agents or enemies will happen upon this), who, a recent transplant to the district, ought, thinks my mom, perhaps based on reality, meet people. KR is, quo' she, smart and would have kept up (or whatever; it's not as if people just stood around in the kitchen talking about philosophy, except for the ones who did), "and then she'd sleep with everyone". I said that that was just as well, and mom replies: "She wouldn't have slept with you."—which is really also just as well, actually, but I'm not quite sure what to make of the whole thing.
Comments
on 2007-01-02 8:56:52.0, mrh commented:
Ben's mom sounds stone cold awesome.
and, further, on 2007-01-03 9:56:31.0, bitchphd commented:
That's hilarious, and you should have invited KR.
and, further, on 2007-01-03 10:06:52.0, bitchphd commented:
And, of course, your mom.