I have awesome friends
Who will make a sincere effort to find an entity that will ship live scorpions to me as a birthday present. (Only one has actually avowed this effort, but I assume there are others of the same type.)
Comments
on 2007-02-18 23:45:09.0, teofilo commented:
I once went to a party where there was a live scorpion. Some guys amused themselves by poking it with a little statue of the Virgin Mary.
and, further, on 2007-02-19 9:01:27.0, Claire commented:
I've shipped you a live angry pitbull. Will that do the trick?
and, further, on 2007-02-19 11:16:53.0, dave zacuto commented:
What's really galling (aside from the tedious alternative of being obliged to construct several dozen origami scorpions with piezoelectric-powered wire armatures) is that there's obviously a demographic just waiting for this service to come on the market. There are millions of young people who would completely lose their shit if they could send their friends live scorpions.
and, further, on 2007-02-22 13:47:32.0, tammy commented:
get some cockroaches, too.
and, further, on 2007-02-22 21:29:42.0, ben wolfson commented:
Holy shit.
and, further, on 2007-02-23 11:46:25.0, dave zacuto commented:
Thanks, Tammy!
I hope you have a terrarium, Ben.