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Two extremes (geddit?) of metal reviewing, both concerning VA's Wrnlrd. Of the first all that is necessary to read is the phrase "pukage of winter guitarscapes" (how enticing!); the second, by omnipresent Voegtlin (also a writer for Stylus and Dusted) is presented, absurdly, as an image, so that copying and pasting is not possible: but that's ok, since one should really read (as they say) the whole thing.